September172014
tyvianred:

tyvianred:

degeneratelowlife:


Heads up…


WARNING:
THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
HAVE SOME PICTURES:
THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES
this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh
OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU
BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS
AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE
HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES
THIS IS EDIBLE:

THIS WILL KILL YOU

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH
JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*
*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT
I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR
I WOULD NOT

here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane

tyvianred:

tyvianred:

degeneratelowlife:

Heads up…

WARNING:

THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

HAVE SOME PICTURES:

THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

image

It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES

this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

image

it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh

OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

image

THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU

BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS

AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

image

THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

image

THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

image

THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE

HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES

THIS IS EDIBLE:

File:Chanterelle.jpg

THIS WILL KILL YOU

File:Mallorca Mushroom.jpg

THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH

JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*

*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT


I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR

I WOULD NOT

here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane

(via theleviathan06)

11PM
rita-haxx:

tobiasxva:

polareyez:

We’re tied so far and I know pizza is a super serious subject, but play nice boys. I love you all.

y’all still wrong.  counter pizza is best pizza.

I’m into counter pizza…

rita-haxx:

tobiasxva:

polareyez:

We’re tied so far and I know pizza is a super serious subject, but play nice boys. I love you all.

y’all still wrong.  counter pizza is best pizza.

I’m into counter pizza…

11PM
royalmagician:

theabsentmarvel:

renaroo123:

sabisunni:

benedictcumberbatch:

josiephone:

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:


This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.


its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

Opening ovens/dishwashers. 

Walking inside after it’s been cold/raining

Shaving your legs in the shower

^^ honestly though!

Shaving ANYthing in the shower


SHAVING

royalmagician:

theabsentmarvel:

renaroo123:

sabisunni:

benedictcumberbatch:

josiephone:

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:

This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.

its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

Opening ovens/dishwashers. 

Walking inside after it’s been cold/raining

Shaving your legs in the shower

^^ honestly though!

Shaving ANYthing in the shower

SHAVING

11PM
11PM

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 

(via unholyaxeman666)

11PM
September142014

(Source: samcannon, via wilwheaton)

9PM
awwww-cute:

WOW, real comfort

awwww-cute:

WOW, real comfort

(via ruinedchildhood)

9PM
thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Russ Abbott.
@russabbott

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Russ Abbott.

@russabbott

(via royalmagician)

9PM
j6:

*steps into 2005*

j6:

*steps into 2005*

(Source: thejadeddoula, via foodhumor)

9PM
9PM

(Source: arcanex, via livvylaughlove)

9PM
ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

This is the only important thing

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

This is the only important thing

(via livvylaughlove)

9PM
travelerontheedge17:

queeringfeministreality:

vastderp:

goddamn look at that control

WHATHEFUCK

I just spent the last 10 min staring at this

travelerontheedge17:

queeringfeministreality:

vastderp:

goddamn look at that control

WHATHEFUCK

I just spent the last 10 min staring at this

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via livvylaughlove)

9PM

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