August292014
12AM

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via orgasmictea)

12AM
dailybreakingbad:

Hector did the ice bucket challenge before it was coolhttp://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/

dailybreakingbad:

Hector did the ice bucket challenge before it was cool
http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/

12AM
dailybreakingbad:

Reddit has no time for these types of shenaniganshttp://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/

dailybreakingbad:

Reddit has no time for these types of shenanigans
http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/

12AM

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

(via orgasmictea)

12AM

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via livvylaughlove)

12AM

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via livvylaughlove)

12AM

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

(via orgasmictea)

12AM

solitarycheese:

clambistro:

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing

perfect

(Source: synapolitan, via livvylaughlove)

12AM

the-lesser-celandine:

my life

(Source: mollay, via orgasmictea)

12AM
unclefather:


A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I’m the queen

Is this from frozen? 

unclefather:

A kingdom of isolation

And it looks like I’m the queen

Is this from frozen? 

(Source: cybugs, via ruinedchildhood)

August282014

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via orgasmictea)

12AM
kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

(via orgasmictea)

12AM
idareu2bme:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.

idareu2bme:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.

(via dazedhippi3)

12AM

Original work. A map of Westeros from A Game Of Thrones in the style of Google Maps. 

Original work. A map of Westeros from A Game Of Thrones in the style of Google Maps. 

(Source: guydouglas, via unholyaxeman666)

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